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John:
yo
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nigga I'm pissed
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I just went into the kitchen
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wanted to make some roasted potatoes
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so i'm rummaging through one of the drawers
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looking for a potato peeler
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nigga I could remember
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seeing myself in that same position
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tens of times before
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looking for a potato peeler
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I'm looking through the fucking drawer
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where it should be
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and it isn't there
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so I think to myself
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John, calm down
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Just look again
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It SHOULD be in there
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because THAT'S WHERE IT SHOULD FUCKING BE
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So I look again
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at this point
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I'm starting to laugh of out anger
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I'm looking
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through crazy shit
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I start taking things out
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to get a better look through the crap in there
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nigga
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yo
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my mom a horder
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hoarder
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I found
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like
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nigga
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hair clips?
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nigga hair clips
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tiny ones
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TINY ONES
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NIGGA
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I'M TALKING ABOUT
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SUITABLE FOR YA PUBES AND SHIT
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OR A BABY'S HEAD
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also found like
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56413615 twist ties
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613 wine openers
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nobody in my house drinks wine
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yo I swear to God
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nigga i found a spoon
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from the Victorian era
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shit was like
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half rusted
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clips
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scissors
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not cooking scissors
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like I'm talking
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child safe, arts and crafts type scissors
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shit is stupid
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so afterwards
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I'm like
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YO FUCK IT
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I'M A MAN
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BOUT TO DO THIS OLD FASHION
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WITH A KNIFE
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yo
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I legit cut myself
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on the first potato
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within a minute
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knife all dull
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exerting mad force on the potato
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crushing it
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shit's mashed potatos
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not even cooked
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just left it there
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on the kitchen table
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partially peeled
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bloody knife there
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didn't even tend to my wound
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blood all over my keyboard
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yo
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my keyboard mad gross lol
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I never really see it
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because it's like
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under a part of the desk
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it's a roll out
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thing
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but I hardly ever roll it out
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because I know where all the keys are
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but I looked at it the other day
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SHIT IS GROSS
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got like
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I don't even know
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some weird orange sludge like substance stuck on there
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dust in between the keys
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just pulled it out
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to look at it again
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gagged and shit
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word
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anyways
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thanks
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for being there
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to listen
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/read
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to my rant
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it's almost been ten minutes
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feel a lot better
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thansk babe
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:
)
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gonna go finish up those potatoes
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:
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:
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This is amazing.
my mom and my sister just used my room to chillout and chat…
This is an outrage
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Whoa. The MLA has officially devised a standard format to cite tweets in an academic paper. Sign of the times.
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